"She needs to sort out her priorities!"

Driving in the car. 

Brian: Mom, what if our car rolled while we were both inside and I wasn't wearing my seat belt?

Me: Don't even talk about it!! That thought makes me sick!

Brian: Why...?

Me: (teasingly) because it would mash up and scratch up my car!

Brian: NICE!! I thought you meant because I would get hurt!

Me: Ohhh, that too buddy. 

Brian: TOO LATE!    I know the truth now, just drive!!