The Pink and the Black

One day, we were over at Uncle Kevin's and Aunt Elisa's home.
 Brian and his dog Imhotep, and their dog were all out  playing on the side of the house.

I was inside, chatting.

Rushing in through the door...

Brian: Mom, i think there is something wrong with Imho.

Me: I don't hear him crying bud, Im sure he is fine - I continue with my conversation. Brian went back outside with the dogs.

Door flew open again...

Brian: No Mom, there is something wrong with him, come look.

Me: Alright Bri, I will be out in a sec.

Brian: MOM!! you need to come RIGHT NOW!

Me: Oh my goodness son what is it?

Brian: He has a giant stomach worm or something!! SOMETHING is coming out of Imho's peanut! I can see it! THERE IS PINK ... COMING OUT OF THE BLAAAACK!

It was then that we had our talk about the dogs and the bees.
Poor Imho was put in time out for a long time by a very shocked and disgusted Brian.